MOVIES THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER HAD THEY STARRED NICOLAS CAGE
1. Water World — Jet Skis, Nic Cage, need I say more?
2. Apollo 13 — Dudes probably would have landed on the moon and not fucked up the whole mission.
3. Gravity — Nic Cage just up in space floating around? Sounds like a pretty nice movie.
4. Twister — Nic Cage vs. Tornadoes, I am in.
5. Final Destination — Good luck killing Nic Cage.
6. Hunger Games — Pretty crazy concept and all, but how much crazier would it be if you let just one adult (Nic Cage) in the game? Now there’s a movie I want to see!
7, Titanic — Nic Cage would have never frozen in the ocean — boat most likely would have still sunk (not sure on that though).
8. All of The Batman movies.
9. The Sixth Sense — Nic Cage as a ghost? Interested.
10. Good Will Hunting — Robin Williams was way too soft to be a Boston based therapist. Nic Cage… Now there’s a dude that can connect with inner-city janitorial geniuses.
11. Jaws — If I know old Nic, he would fuck some sharks up if given the opportunity. Sadly, there would not be Jaws 2 or 3 because he would kill all of the sharks in the first movie.
12. Kill Bill — Nic plays Bill… Good luck Uma Thurman.
13. Thor — Welcome to fuck town! Population: Nic Cage!
14. Pacific Rim — Nic Cage controlling a huge robot in the ocean? Instant Oscar contender.
15. X-MEN — Whoa guess who has knives coming out of his hands?!?!? Nic Cage!
16. Step Up 2: The Streets — Part of me has always wanted to see Nic Cage dance.
2. Apollo 13 — Dudes probably would have landed on the moon and not fucked up the whole mission.
3. Gravity — Nic Cage just up in space floating around? Sounds like a pretty nice movie.
4. Twister — Nic Cage vs. Tornadoes, I am in.
5. Final Destination — Good luck killing Nic Cage.
6. Hunger Games — Pretty crazy concept and all, but how much crazier would it be if you let just one adult (Nic Cage) in the game? Now there’s a movie I want to see!
7, Titanic — Nic Cage would have never frozen in the ocean — boat most likely would have still sunk (not sure on that though).
8. All of The Batman movies.
9. The Sixth Sense — Nic Cage as a ghost? Interested.
10. Good Will Hunting — Robin Williams was way too soft to be a Boston based therapist. Nic Cage… Now there’s a dude that can connect with inner-city janitorial geniuses.
11. Jaws — If I know old Nic, he would fuck some sharks up if given the opportunity. Sadly, there would not be Jaws 2 or 3 because he would kill all of the sharks in the first movie.
12. Kill Bill — Nic plays Bill… Good luck Uma Thurman.
13. Thor — Welcome to fuck town! Population: Nic Cage!
14. Pacific Rim — Nic Cage controlling a huge robot in the ocean? Instant Oscar contender.
15. X-MEN — Whoa guess who has knives coming out of his hands?!?!? Nic Cage!
16. Step Up 2: The Streets — Part of me has always wanted to see Nic Cage dance.
